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Can we just take a moment to realize how this child is acting more maturely than half the population of the earth? That will be all.

“so you’re a man and you married a man? Okay. Do you want to play ping pong?”

perfect

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This. Like the poster above said, he’s more mature than half of earth’s population. 

Why is this idea so complicated to everyone else thou?

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Things I Never Learned In High School

w0lf-eyes:

  • How to do taxes
  • What taxes are
  • How to vote
  • What political parties are
  • How to write a resume/cover letter/anything related to getting a job
  • How to write a check/balance a check book
  • Anything to do with banking
  • How to do loans for college
  • How to jump start a car or other basic emergency things
  • How to buy a car or house

but I’m so glad I know the fucking pythagorean theorem

thank you

This. 
I will also never forget the quadratic equation.

x = -b +/- sqrt b^2 - 4ac / 2a

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