My Mayday parade tattoo “You be the anchor that keeps my feet on the ground, & I’ll be the wings that keep your heart in the clouds” with their album cover from A Lesson In Romantics.
Done by Mike at Crow’s Tattoo in Tucson, AZ.
I love this woman.
In Romania they have box Vodka.
It’s 37.5% and it comes with a fucking straw.
Legendary facts about How I Met Your Mother.
This is awesome
Omg… boyfriend is going to be so excited when I make this for him!!!
if you aren’t scared of your own dreams coming true, they aren’t big enough.
Can we just take a moment to realize how this child is acting more maturely than half the population of the earth? That will be all.
“so you’re a man and you married a man? Okay. Do you want to play ping pong?”
This. Like the poster above said, he’s more mature than half of earth’s population.
Why is this idea so complicated to everyone else thou?
- How to do taxes
- What taxes are
- How to vote
- What political parties are
- How to write a resume/cover letter/anything related to getting a job
- How to write a check/balance a check book
- Anything to do with banking
- How to do loans for college
- How to jump start a car or other basic emergency things
- How to buy a car or house
I will also never forget the quadratic equation.
x = -b +/- sqrt b^2 - 4ac / 2a
Why won’t Ted just fucking end already?
Long-winded and arguably pretty unfunny